BROKEN BODY™ PETS
Broken Body™ Pets x Broken Betty™ — Get Dressed, We’ve Got Shit To Do Pet Bandana
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Get dressed. We’ve got shit to do.™
What shit? Nobody knows. She certainly doesn’t
.
The Broken Betty™ attitude has officially reached the four-legged members of the family. This Broken Body™ Pets x Broken
Betty™ bandana features the BB crown-and-crest logo with Betty’s standing order:
GET DRESSED. WE’VE GOT SHIT TO DO.™
Made for the pet who wakes up with nowhere to be, nothing to contribute, and absolutely no intention of leaving the house looking like that.
Perfect for cats or dogs headed to brunch, the vet, the mailbox, the couch, Target-adjacent activities, or an event they were never actually invited to.
Today’s itinerary:
- Get dressed
- Look expensive
- Judge strangers
- Demand transportation
- Contribute nothing
- Come home exhausted
Made from durable, quick-drying polyester with neatly hemmed edges, this classic triangle bandana gives them the Broken Betty™ uniform without requiring them to earn a paycheck first.
Product details
- 100% polyester
- One-sided printed design
- Hemmed edges
- Lightweight and quick-drying
- Pre-constructed triangle shape
- Two sizes: 20" × 10" and 27" × 13"
- Suitable for cats or dogs
BROKEN BODY™ PETS x BROKEN BETTY™
Get dressed. We’ve got shit to do.™
| 20" × 10" | 27" × 13" | |
| Length, in | 20.00 | 27.00 |
| Width, in | 9.75 | 13.00 |
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100% polyester
This strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
All over print
Print entirely covers one side of the fabric
Hemmed edges
The product is sewn around the edges, making it durable and long-lasting
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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