BROKEN BODY™ PETS
K-9 Retired Dog Tank Top – Funny "Still Smells Your Bullshit" Pet Shirt
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Retired K-9. Still smells your bullshit.
The badge may be gone, the schedule may be wide open, and afternoon naps may now qualify as official business — but some instincts never retire.
This Broken Body™ Pets tank is for the former working dog who no longer answers to dispatch but still knows exactly who’s lying, who has snacks, and who touched the thermostat.
The circular retired K-9 graphic keeps the joke clean and bold, while the soft cotton tank keeps your four-legged veteran comfortable during walks, reunions, couch patrol, and completely unauthorized investigations.
Current assignment:
- Patrol the kitchen
- Identify suspicious packages
- Question delivery drivers
- Locate hidden treats
- Judge everyone equally
- Retire again around 2:00 PM
Product details
- Soft combed ringspun cotton
- Comfortable ribbed neck and arm openings
- Lightweight everyday fit
- EasyTear™ label
- Machine washable
- Available in M, L and XL
- Standard and blackout artwork treatments
BROKEN BODY™ PETS
| Same problems. More fur. | M | L | XL |
| Length, in | 10.00 | 12.00 | 15.50 |
| Height, in | 7.24 | 8.23 | 9.25 |
| Collar width, in | 5.37 | 6.50 | 9.00 |
| Chest width (laid flat), in | 7.25 | 8.25 | 9.25 |
| Weight, lb | 23.00 | 45.00 | 70.00 |
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Fiber composition
Solid colors are made of 100% combed ringspun cotton. Heather colors are 93% cotton and 7% polyester
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
Rib Knit
The 1x1 rib knit makes the fabric highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Double-needle ribbed binding
Binding on neck and armholes provides clean garment lines and prevents stretching
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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