Pretty doesn’t buy happiness. So I’m gonna need a bigger store.

For the pet with no income, no job, and absolutely no intention of cutting back.

This Broken Body™ Pets x Broken Betty™ clip-on bandana brings Betty’s shopping logic to the four-legged member of the household — because apparently the spending problem is hereditary.

Lightweight polyester, an adjustable removable collar, and enough attitude for walks, errands, vet visits, shopping trips, porch judging, and inspecting every package that arrives like they helped pay for it.

Pet financial plan:

• Earn nothing
• Spend freely
• Demand upgrades
• Look cute
• Let the human figure it out

Product details

• 100% polyester
• Adjustable, removable black collar
• Easy clip-on buckle
• Lightweight and quick-drying
• Fits cats or dogs
• Available in S, M and XL

BROKEN BODY™ PETS x BROKEN BETTY™

This lightweight clip-on pet bandana brings a dash of personality to walks, vet visits, and cozy evenings at home. Soft polyester keeps the triangular bandana crisp and quick-drying, while the detachable, adjustable collar lets you swap looks in seconds. The subtle vintage-inspired graphic sits centered on a clean white canvas, making the design pop without overpowering your pet’s natural charm. It slips on easily, stays put during play, and wipes clean after muddy adventures—an easy way to dress up collars for photos, gatherings, or quiet afternoons on the porch.

Product features

- Durable 100% polyester fabric that keeps its shape

- Quick-drying material for easy cleaning

- Includes adjustable, removable collar for a custom fit

- Clip-on buckle for fast on/off wear

- Lightweight triangular design sits comfortably under the chin

Care instructions

- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth